DISQUS

the Jesus Manifesto: Outlaw Caroling NOW!

  • SarahLynne · 11 months ago
    that was awesome.
  • markvans · 11 months ago
    Amen. These wretched peacemongers must be stopped at all costs.
  • hewhocutsdown · 11 months ago
    'Tis not merely the carols which incite such anti-democratic venom, but their true source, which is known alternately as the Bible, the scriptures, or the conjoining of Old & New Testaments.

    These texts state, amongst other things, state that:

    For unto us a Child is born,
    Unto us a Son is given;
    And the government will be upon His shoulder.
    And His name will be called
    Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God,
    Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
    Of the increase of His government and peace
    There will be no end,
    Upon the throne of David and over His kingdom,
    To order it and establish it with judgment and justice
    From that time forward, even forever.
    The zeal of the Lord of hosts will perform this.

    This king of theirs, a long dead icon known as Jesus claims in their texts that “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth."

    I posit that we remove these infidels, these religious terrorists from our borders before they beget the downfall of our very society.
  • PB · 11 months ago
    How clever! "Yes Wii Can"--love it. I have heard very few carolers in my life. Caroling seems more peaceful and inspiring than the aggressively commercialized Christmas "celebrations" (read: marketing) promoted by some.
  • deano_martin · 11 months ago
    I love it man...these kinds of anti-american activities need to be stopped, I would hate to think how the america would look if these crazies got their way.