Because Buddy Christ knows it's all about You; your car, your house, your needs, your comfort. I know that Christ says, "come to me all that are weary, and I will give you rest." But since when is Jesus a fix-all to grief that comes with living a self-centered life? Church marketing bugs me....
Steve Treichler
· 1 year ago
And to think...
I've been busting my hump to find out what Jesus wants us to do...
How could I have gotten it so backward?
Steve Treichler
· 1 year ago
Dude,
That was an amazing piece of satire. I actually did a google on it to see if it was true before I noticed the "satire" comment. However, I am REALLY scared that I actually thought that it could be true... That's it! I could be true. Too many of us pastors are drinking the red kool-aid and bowing at the "success" or die god and missing the kingdom message all together - and it scares the shit out of me as a pastor as well... God, please keep us from this!
David Brush
· 1 year ago
Because Buddy Christ knows it's all about You; your car, your house, your needs, your comfort. I know that Christ says, "come to me all that are weary, and I will give you rest." But since when is Jesus a fix-all to grief that comes with living a self-centered life? Church marketing bugs me....
Steve Treichler
· 1 year ago
And to think...
I've been busting my hump to find out what Jesus wants us to do...
How could I have gotten it so backward?
Steve Treichler
· 1 year ago
Dude,
That was an amazing piece of satire. I actually did a google on it to see if it was true before I noticed the "satire" comment. However, I am REALLY scared that I actually thought that it could be true... That's it! I could be true. Too many of us pastors are drinking the red kool-aid and bowing at the "success" or die god and missing the kingdom message all together - and it scares the shit out of me as a pastor as well... God, please keep us from this!
Ben Sternke
· 1 year ago
hahaha - "this post is a work of satire" - sounds like the words of someone who's had to explain that one too many times ;)
Brilliant piece of satire, though, because the first half sounds like it could be a real report in a newspaper about some suburban Chicago church. It's brilliant, and it cuts (which is what satire is supposed to do, right?). Ouch!
Keep up the good work. God's peace!
Ben Sternke
· 1 year ago
hahaha - "this post is a work of satire" - sounds like the words of someone who's had to explain that one too many times ;)
Brilliant piece of satire, though, because the first half sounds like it could be a real report in a newspaper about some suburban Chicago church. It's brilliant, and it cuts (which is what satire is supposed to do, right?). Ouch!
Keep up the good work. God's peace!
toddh
· 1 year ago
Yeah... sadly enough it's too true to life to be called satire anymore...
Mark Van Steenwyk
· 1 year ago
Hey Todd...long time, no see. How are you doing?
Mike
· 1 year ago
At last a church that deals with my 401k.
toddh
· 1 year ago
Yeah... sadly enough it's too true to life to be called satire anymore...
Mark Van Steenwyk
· 1 year ago
Hey Todd...long time, no see. How are you doing?
Mike
· 1 year ago
At last a church that deals with my 401k.
mountainguy
· 1 year ago
"Oh people - that have you done locked Him in His golden cage. Made Him bennd to your religion (...) (...) So lean upon Him gently and don't call on Him to save you from your social graces and the sins you used waive."
From Jethro Tull's "My God"
mountainguy
· 1 year ago
"Oh people - that have you done locked Him in His golden cage. Made Him bennd to your religion (...) (...) So lean upon Him gently and don't call on Him to save you from your social graces and the sins you used waive."
From Jethro Tull's "My God"
Jason Barr
· 1 year ago
"I'm Jesus, and I approve this satire."
Jason Barr
· 1 year ago
"I'm Jesus, and I approve this satire."
Travis Keller
· 1 year ago
sounds like a jesus who would use the political rhetoric of the 2008 presidential campaigns. the church is his campaign headquarters.
Travis Keller
· 1 year ago
sounds like a jesus who would use the political rhetoric of the 2008 presidential campaigns. the church is his campaign headquarters.
Lee Picton
· 1 year ago
Beautiful work. Sounded just like a marketer's dream until it got to the part about a Jesus that "gives people exactly what they want." So I cottoned to the satire JUST before the disclaimer. It is, however, getting harder to tell the difference from some real congregations having "rock" bands, "preachers" in T-shirts, video screens - Jesus as entertainment, dude. JESUS! Brought to you by (sponser of your choice)! And the fundies can't understand why we atheists laugh at them more each day?
Lee Picton
· 1 year ago
Beautiful work. Sounded just like a marketer's dream until it got to the part about a Jesus that "gives people exactly what they want." So I cottoned to the satire JUST before the disclaimer. It is, however, getting harder to tell the difference from some real congregations having "rock" bands, "preachers" in T-shirts, video screens - Jesus as entertainment, dude. JESUS! Brought to you by (sponser of your choice)! And the fundies can't understand why we atheists laugh at them more each day?
All Comments
I've been busting my hump to find out what Jesus wants us to do...
How could I have gotten it so backward?
That was an amazing piece of satire. I actually did a google on it to see if it was true before I noticed the "satire" comment. However, I am REALLY scared that I actually thought that it could be true... That's it! I could be true. Too many of us pastors are drinking the red kool-aid and bowing at the "success" or die god and missing the kingdom message all together - and it scares the shit out of me as a pastor as well... God, please keep us from this!
I've been busting my hump to find out what Jesus wants us to do...
How could I have gotten it so backward?
That was an amazing piece of satire. I actually did a google on it to see if it was true before I noticed the "satire" comment. However, I am REALLY scared that I actually thought that it could be true... That's it! I could be true. Too many of us pastors are drinking the red kool-aid and bowing at the "success" or die god and missing the kingdom message all together - and it scares the shit out of me as a pastor as well... God, please keep us from this!
Brilliant piece of satire, though, because the first half sounds like it could be a real report in a newspaper about some suburban Chicago church. It's brilliant, and it cuts (which is what satire is supposed to do, right?). Ouch!
Keep up the good work. God's peace!
Brilliant piece of satire, though, because the first half sounds like it could be a real report in a newspaper about some suburban Chicago church. It's brilliant, and it cuts (which is what satire is supposed to do, right?). Ouch!
Keep up the good work. God's peace!
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bennd to your religion (...)
(...)
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you used waive."
From Jethro Tull's "My God"
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bennd to your religion (...)
(...)
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you used waive."
From Jethro Tull's "My God"